I had an idea and tried and tried to get it to work, but I think I'm giving up in disgust.
There was one more try which looks a lot like this one, but with more untrimmed threads floating around.
I don't have a problem with the size, I'm just saying. The diameter across the equator is about two and a quarter inches.
I'm okay with that. Size, y'know. It kinda does matter, doesn't it?